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Thursday, 31 January 2013

Definitions of terms - enjoy :)

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WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a dress...(money speaking)
TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of Dodan barracks..(you'll not live well to tell the story).
FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet..(Abegi)
IRONY is the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports..(u go fear fear na)
STUPIDITY is having 6 cars while living in a rented apartment..(Lagos mumu)
WISDOM is dating your landlord's daughter..(Over kaku)
FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 (€25) cab to watch a film of N1,000 (€5) (abegi why not wait 4 the pirated copy, okpe)
LOVE is buying suya (meat) for your girlfriend and eating only the onions..(Gba nau, dass true calabar luv)
Now; STINGYNESS is when you finish reading this and you don't share with a friend and get them to know About this Blog!

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